"Anaconda" CLASS TANK (S)
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MISSILE CRAB (E)
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Okay, it doesn't look much like
a snake, but if you try telling that to the gunners inside, you'll register
pretty high on metal detector tests pretty quickly, if you take the meaning.
Big tank, big bang.
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A big pincer, two missile launchers
and a crab the size of a small house. You get a case of these crabs, and
you'll be doin' more than scratchin', buddy.
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BARRAGE CRAFT (S)
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WAR MASTODON (E)
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You get yourself a hover truck,
you rip off that useless 'cargo' bit on the back (people can only ever be
so much fun as far as projectile weapons go), and you strap on a killer-death
ripple-volley, action-packed, 6-shot mega-nasty missile launcher. Keep on
truckin'!
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The reappearance of this creature
is due to an Ice Age/Nuclear Winter similarity. It's an elephant with a severe
bikini line problem and an automatic gun on its back for anyone who makes
that joke.
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AUTOCANNON TANK (S)
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BOMBARDIER BEETLE (E)
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The rotational turret on this machine
was designed by the Grim Reaper himself. Doesn't go too fast, but anyone
who tries racing one loses in a very nasty way.
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The only thing worse than a beetle
that spurts globs of abrasive, destructive and smelly chemicals out of its
bloated abdomen is a 20 foot long beetle that spurts globs of abrasive,
destructive and smelly chemicals out of its bloated abdomen.
Yucko.
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4x4 PICKUP (S)
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PIT / GIANT SCORPION (E)
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A quick vehicle for getting around
town, picking up the kids, doing a spot of shopping, and maybe blowing mutants
clean off the land with its 50 calibre machine gun.
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So you wake up from a nice night
of camping and what do you find in your sleeping bag? A 20 foot long scorpion
with enormous pincers and the ability to squirt highly corrosive acid. Well,
I suppose if you get drunk the night before, anything can
happen...
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